Parker

London, England | Pint Man for hire - work includes @VICE/@CollegeHumor/@ClickHole/@JOE_co_uk

nashy

ok

shay van buren

““mY mAiN gOaL iS tO bLoW uP & tHeN aCt LiKe i dOn’T kNoW nObOdY” - RiFF RAFF” - me | she/her | venmo/cashapp: katnanette | alt: @shayvanburner

Julia M

Trans woman and jacket enthusiast. she/her/hers

db

he/him | a nice, normal young man

Mr. Poggers

Howe Library, 7th floor | BLM | Don’t even think about looking at me while i’m driving my minivan

bren

San Diego, CA | deaf doctoral student living my life in san diego. mediocre tweeter, fire retweeter. just here to have a boffo time. he/him. black lives matter!

george

just awful

danny phantom but gay and old

the trash | //he/him// narcissist with no self worth

happi(sh)

mtl | she/her | too tired to take a nap

Ancient Tweets Out Of Context

dms are open for submissions | tweets from a different era

garf,,,the quaranteen

he/him 18 | I’ve been around, you might know me. I’m the quaranteen

lessons in humanity

A weekly webcomic about an alien attempting to unravel the mysteries of human society.

✧･ﾟ: * sweet bree ✧･ﾟ:*

nmb,sc | ✌︎(◡‿◡✌︎) sapphic beach bum ☉gem ☽pisces ↑cap Converse ‘20 | USC ‘22 | she/her | 21 | **all views are my own no matter how bad**

chris udalla

fuck 12. he/him. a real marsupial superstar.

colleen

tempe | up n down (she/them) 🦕

Let's Get Stoned and Bone

I'm Married | Go follow @LexoLuthoro for jokes that don't involve cum or buttholes- as much. Married AF, she/they, 21+ (header: Instagram Model Mariah Hagenbach)

cleb

email for business inquiries [email protected]

Milo C Dino

he/him | i’m literally only 2 inches tall | dinos aren’t dangerous no one has ever even died to one | cash.app/$MiloCDino |#blacklivesmatter

Why you should have a cat

The perfect account to show to your parents when you want a cat 😺❤

Comrade Justy

Indiana, USA | Just a boy and his twitter. If you wanna get to reallly know me go follow my 18+ alt: @robbybutwild

duckie

juggles the clown bear beanie baby enthusiast, he/him