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Bio Comedy writer and author Sunburn: amzn.to/2HHtW0852 Times Britain Was A Bellend: Waterstones: bit.ly/2mWy7yv Amazon: amzn.to/2lev9V0 Tweets 35,1K Followers 221,8K Following 3,5K Account created 04-12-2014 11:06:45 ID 2904913023
iPhone : we got a new microwa- cat house. we got a new cat house. #caturday
iPhone : Again Mr Johnson, we don’t even serve Chianti
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Twitter Web App : Edinburgh's angry swan graffiti is perfection
iPhone : it’s life (gym) but not as we know it
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iPhone : “Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?” Aussiemandias
iPhone : Bloody mask has only gone and given me genital warts twitter.com/suzanneevans1/…
iPhone : David Nice. My favourite victory on this hellsite is I got him to admit (twice) that it’s funny and/or accur… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
iPhone : James Jennings Help me Toby Young, I’m being silenced!
iPhone : Al Cook Doing the lord’s work here Al. And by Lord I apparently mean me.
iPhone : I’m blocked. Somebody tell Toby: - a study in Spain found 5% of the population had antibodies - in Sweden where t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
iPhone : "I never thought trucks would pile up at MY border," weeps MP from the Trucks Piling Up at Borders Party. https://t.co/JQoeMG9Oom
iPhone : Fiona Sturges Necking glass after glass of soda water so people don’t judge me for not keeping up. So gassy, so hydratred.
iPhone : *taps glass* Announcement to people who drink: please don't "hilariously" recoil in horror when someone says they d… https://t.co/EH20lv45cx
iPhone : Fiona Sturges Very much this. I’ve had to order £8 virgin pina coladas on nights out to make it look like I’m drink… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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