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Bio drunken turtle dozing under a sunflower after ingesting a bottle of Valium Tweets 19,7K Followers 1,2K Following 344 Account created 04-11-2014 03:33:51 ID 2889264138
iPhone : Me: I'm gay Mike Pence:
iPhone : Mama keep that mf THANG on her 😭 yall look at this shit
iPhone : Me: *checks bank account* Me:*checks blackboard* Me: *checks empty refrigerator *
iPhone : Give me my wig back bitch
iPhone : Stiff where???
iPhone : North is always serving
iPhone : Is this Melanie Martinez
iPhone : YALL THAT FUCKING SAYS "COMING SOON" IM CURRENTLY LOSING MY SHIT
iPhone : Last time there was a recession I wasn't my own responsibility...
iPhone : you've heard of jorts are you ready for jairs
iPhone : If you were a " gifted kid " in elementary there's an 100% chance you're gay and depressed now
iPhone : i keep forgetting there are people whose entire personalities revolve around the fact that they don’t text back
iPhone : Punishment for rapists should be putting their dicks under this twitter.com/iatemuggles/st…
iPhone : what if, instead, every year we made him pay a large portion his $163 billion wealth and distributed it to existing… https://t.co/KIjssFD4ao
iPhone : finally! Some good fucking news twitter.com/cbctoronto/sta…
iPhone : Threat Level Midnight twitter.com/netflixlifee/s…
iPhone : need this in case the national anthem comes on twitter.com/terak404/statu…
iPhone : Lol NO we’re supporting Cynthia Nixon all the way from Texas girl what’s this twitter.com/NICKIMINAJ/sta…
iPhone : I’d prefer you didn’t rt with this nonsense twitter.com/__trulo__/stat…
iPhone : I just want to thank the makers of dry shampoo for letting me sleep in
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