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Bio (FICTION/SATIRE) The books: amzn.to/J7EeEa Merchandise: ginoclock.teemill.co.uk and bit.ly/2hJtXWt Tweets 10,3K Followers 1,5M Following 0 Account created 04-05-2010 16:49:30 ID 140118545
iPhone : You absolute morons.
iPhone : As if they don’t have enough problems.
iPhone : #LikeABoss
iPhone : Special place in the Tower of London for you, cupcake.
iPhone : Not a great deal going on in Wales today, clearly.
iPhone : “Get. Out. Of. The. Car.”
iPhone : #CashingIn
iPhone : Awkward.
iPhone : Harry and Meghan have arrived at Sandringham. They’ve brought the dogs.
iPhone : Happy Birthday to one, happy birthday to one, happy birthday one’s majesty, happy birthday to one. #93Today #StillRockingIt #BirthdayQueen
iPhone : Parliament was suspended this afternoon after John Bercow had a leak in the chamber.
iPhone : Text from Theresa May: “What could possibly go wrong?! LOLZ 😂”
iPhone : Have decided to abdicate. #Kidding #AprilFools #SorryCharles
iPhone : Text from Theresa May: “Not to brag, but I made it to the weekend without crying”. The nation didn’t, cupcake.
iPhone : And the Lord said, “Let there be gin!” and it was Gin O’Clock. #GinOclock
iPhone : Text from MPs: “Why didn’t anyone tell us that Theresa May’s deal was the best deal?”
iPhone : We’ve held a series of indicative votes in the Royal Household this evening and unanimously agreed to withdraw a bo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
iPhone : Good morning to everyone except members of Parliament.
iPhone : Text from Theresa May: “Well, that was a full-on Duke-of-Edinburgh-grade car crash!” #BrexitVote
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