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Bio (FICTION/SATIRE) The books: amzn.to/J7EeEa Merchandise: ginoclock.teemill.co.uk and bit.ly/2hJtXWt Tweets 10,3K Followers 1,5M Following 0 Account created 04-05-2010 16:49:30 ID 140118545
iPhone : Awkward.
iPhone : Harry and Meghan have arrived at Sandringham. They’ve brought the dogs.
iPhone : Off to Parliament to see if Jeremy Corbyn fancies calling One a “stupid woman” too...
iPhone : Off to Brussels to finish the ‘negotiations’ oneself.
iPhone : One responding to Jeremy Corbyn’s request to form a government.
iPhone : How much for the sheep? Does it have any government experience?
iPhone : Tell him one’s not in. #trump
iPhone : New boys in the #LoveIsIand villa.
iPhone : What do you mean you “wrote off the bloody car”?!
iPhone : Text from Jeremy Corbyn: “My position is very clear: I wholeheartedly believe in dialogue with terrorists and those… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
iPhone : Bugger. That was meant to be a text message. twitter.com/queen_uk/statu…
iPhone : Can’t decide whether to dissolve Parliament or a paracetamol. Or oneself in gin. Maybe the latter. Or all three. #QueenProblems
iPhone : Text from Prince Harry: “I feel sorry for Mrs May. I too lost a vote on a withdrawal agreement, which is why I’ll s… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
iPhone : I wish you, and those whom you love and care for, a very happy new year. EIIR.
iPhone : Dear the world. That’s how you do fireworks. Regards, London. #2019
iPhone : Great work, Charles. HTAF are people meant to get up the sodding stairs? #FFS twitter.com/ClarenceHouse/…
iPhone : Catherine has bought William a toupee. It’s literally the most awkward thing that’s ever happened. He looks like Elton John. #RoyalChristmas
iPhone : We didn’t want to overdo the presents on Meghan’s first royal Christmas and make things awkward for her so we start… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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