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Bio Natural Redhead. Professional Smartass. 100% Puertorriqueña. Feminist. Lokasyon Puerto Rico Tweets 25,9K Followers 524 Following 2,1K Account created 03-02-2009 15:34:20 ID 19977685
iPhone : Double Gemini
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iPhone : When he asks if you're "outdoorsy":
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iPhone : Jesus was a brown man...but I’m not convinced Judas wasn’t white.
iPhone : Reminder: there was a deal. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
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